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Tragic tale of a clown: he met his wife at her birthday party...
...he married her...
...and then they parted ways.
Uncle Ron Sr. fell in love with a unnamed female Troll at her birthday party, married her, and at some point had a child with her, sadly passing on later. At all of these occasions, which were only shown in flashback scenes, Branch interrupted to shout "THE BERGENS ARE COMING! ARGH!!", including his funeral.